WHAT IS THIS
I have been allgamesuck online since I was very young. It was a joke then, it is a joke now, and a few days ago I found the domain still sitting there unclaimed — so it is a joke with a hosting bill now.
The scale is simple: zero is the best score a game can get, and almost nothing reaches it. A zero does not mean flawless — it means I listed everything wrong with it and went back anyway. Everything else sits somewhere below, and how far below is the only interesting question.
The numbers are a bit. The criticism under them is not — a game only shows up here if I cared enough to keep playing. Yes, the name is now technically a lie. I am as annoyed about that as you are.
LATEST REVIEWS
Elden Ring
2022 // PC / PS5 / Xbox
A masterpiece that refuses to tell you anything, including where you are. Zero.
0DOESN'T SUCKPersona 5
2017 // PS4 / PS3
The most confident game ever made, and it still made me go to bed at ten.
-8SUCKS THE LEASTPersona 3 Reload
2024 // PC / PS5 / Xbox
A remake that fixed everything except the tower it makes you climb.
-41SUCKS RESPECTABLYHonkai: Star Rail
2023 // PC / Mobile / PS5
The best-written game I have ever resented opening.
-58SUCKS LOUDLYFinal Fantasy XVI
2023 // PS5 / PC
Six of the best hours in the series, spread across sixty-eight.
-62SUCKS LOUDLYArknights
2019 // Mobile / PC
I have not played it. That is the review.
-100,000,000,000OFF THE SCALE